My lovely wonderful midwestern pal Monica, a.k.a. Mo to most, or UNCLE Mo to a select few, has come up with some rather entertaining quotes, which I would now like to attempt to reproduce. I realize they will not be as funny typed out here as they were when she first said them, but it doesn't matter. It makes me laugh just to think about it. And the first one sums it up entirely.
"I wish I was Whitesnake."
Yes, that is, as in Whitesnake the 80s hair band. Mo wishes she was Whitesnake. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Here you go again, girlfriend.
Another winner:
"That's ok... I've decided I'm a passenger on the psycho bus headed to psycho town anyways, so your distraction is a good thing!"
WHAT?! Ass.
The same night that we determined Mo was "Uncle Mo" and I was "Aunt Fatty" we were discussing the events of my upcoming weekend. And I said I was going to Brownies 23 East. And Mo goes, "you're going to Brownies? Is that where the meeting is or something?" thinking that Brownies 23 East was a location of a girl scout troop. I thought Jami and Jay and I were going to die laughing.
Poor Uncle Mo and her dusty rose (NOT pink) hoodie.
12-4-05: "My ass hurts. But it's the cheek, not the hole." (she says this to me as I'm SHITCANNED drunk walking to a party after a Bon Jovi concert... I fell to the pavement laughing uncontrollably. And to this day, she pulls it out when she wants to get a giggle out of me!)
12-15-05: "hahah so I was holding my coup of soup and my phone started buzzing and it scared me so I jumped and launched soup everywhere... haha there's a noodle in my hair!"
sometime in March, 2006: (me speaking to her) "Mo, you are the mortar between my bricks!"
There have been many others. And I fully intend to edit this blog entry whenever I remember another funny line, or she comes up with a new one. All in all, this girl is hysterical and I love her dearly, especially when I get to correct her shitty spelling! <3 vag
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